Wednesday, March 24

Return from Zeusyla

Wow. I just got back from Zeusyla and it's just like how everyone said it would be. It's a small planet with around 11 million inhabitants, but they are quite wise. Zeusyla felt just like an amusement park. I think the Zeusylans believe Zeus to be a real God because there are statues of him erected throughout the planet. They even have flying horses as transportation. I wonder how they got those. The Zeusylans are nice people and can withstand oxygen, which was perfect for me. Later this week, I plan on going to the Madonna, "Like A Senior Citizen" concert. She's playing at Madison Cube Garden in New York, back on Earth. She must be getting up there in age. I wonder if she's on steroids or brain slugs. I hear that's the new addiction. Enough onthat tangent, I'll talk to you guys soon!

Thursday, March 18

Zeusyla

I've decided I'm going to Zeusyla. Zeusyla is on the outer reach of the universe in the Mars Bars galaxy. From what I hear, the Zeusylans are a colorful people, enriched with knowledge. There's a rumor that the Zeusylans traveled to Earth at one point in their history. This was before my time, but the rumor is they fell in love with Greek mythology and named their planet after the all mighty Zeus. I think it's going to be interesting how they interpret Zeus and adapted the mythology to their civilization. I wonder if they constructed a Mount Olympus. I'll get back to you.

Space Bill of 2033

Hello, Travelers,
This is my first entry after hearing the great news! The Space Bill of 2033 has finally passed, giving us citizens the right and ability for space exploration! I'm so excited, you have no idea. I've been dreaming for this day for my entire life. I haven't decided the first place I would travel to, although I hear Zeusyla is great this time of year. I've always wanted to go to the Sun. I wonder if it's hot there. Expect more entries to come of my travels throughout the galaxies. This is Space Traveler and I'm out.
Fellow supporter of the Democratic Republic of the American Territories