Svedka Voted #1 of 2033

Svedka Vodka Winner of 2033

I just came from the Vodka of the Year award show. It was held on Mars and was hosted by legendary actor Jason Biggs. I remember him playing as Jim in "American Pie" almost 40 years ago. He had a somewhat lukewarm career before starring in his Oscar winning performance, as an amputated war veteran in "Hospital Room 45." I always wanted him to star in a movie with Johnny Knoxville because that would have been a special movie. Anyways, the award show was great. I was so starstruck. I couldn't count how many celebrities I saw. I saw some artists from Zeusyla too. Intergalactic superstar from the Mounds galaxy, Keshyra, opened the award show. Jason Biggs seemed he had a great time. He sang, danced, and made us laugh. By the end of the show, Jason announced Svedka was the winner of 2033 as it was voted the #1 vodka in the galaxy. I grabbed a few posters and I'll upload them to you.

Like A Senior Citizen Concert on the Moon

I just returned from the Madonna "Like a Senior Citizen" concert. Madonna was originally supposed to play at Madison Cube Garden, but she pulled a muscle or two. Instead of canceling the concert, Madonna announced she would play on Earth's moon. I had to pay extra money to see her on the Moon, but it was quite an experience. Before the concert, I saw a bunch of mothers protesting with signs. They were protesting the abuse of brain slugs. I'm not a user, but I'm also not stupid. I know kids come to these concerts to get high, but I'm here to see Madonna! I don't care if she's 75 years old, she can still rock it! I did see a celebrity while I was there. I saw Karl Pilkington. He says the most odd and simple things. He can make an awkward situation even more awkward. I wonder if he's "special." I'm not sure what my next destination will be. I was thinking about traveling to the Skittles galaxy and see what's there. I've also always wanted to go to Mars and the Sun. We'll see.

Return from Zeusyla

Wow. I just got back from Zeusyla and it's just like how everyone said it would be. It's a small planet with around 11 million inhabitants, but they are quite wise. Zeusyla felt just like an amusement park. I think the Zeusylans believe Zeus to be a real God because there are statues of him erected throughout the planet. They even have flying horses as transportation. I wonder how they got those. The Zeusylans are nice people and can withstand oxygen, which was perfect for me. Later this week, I plan on going to the Madonna, "Like A Senior Citizen" concert. She's playing at Madison Cube Garden in New York, back on Earth. She must be getting up there in age. I wonder if she's on steroids or brain slugs. I hear that's the new addiction. Enough onthat tangent, I'll talk to you guys soon!

Zeusyla

I've decided I'm going to Zeusyla. Zeusyla is on the outer reach of the universe in the Mars Bars galaxy. From what I hear, the Zeusylans are a colorful people, enriched with knowledge. There's a rumor that the Zeusylans traveled to Earth at one point in their history. This was before my time, but the rumor is they fell in love with Greek mythology and named their planet after the all mighty Zeus. I think it's going to be interesting how they interpret Zeus and adapted the mythology to their civilization. I wonder if they constructed a Mount Olympus. I'll get back to you.

Space Bill of 2033

Hello, Travelers,
This is my first entry after hearing the great news! The Space Bill of 2033 has finally passed, giving us citizens the right and ability for space exploration! I'm so excited, you have no idea. I've been dreaming for this day for my entire life. I haven't decided the first place I would travel to, although I hear Zeusyla is great this time of year. I've always wanted to go to the Sun. I wonder if it's hot there. Expect more entries to come of my travels throughout the galaxies. This is Space Traveler and I'm out.
Fellow supporter of the Democratic Republic of the American Territories